For decades, Danes have told pollsters they are happier than anyone else in Europe.

In 2006, a group of researchers set out to explain why, and the answer they landed on was surprisingly simple: Danes don’t expect much from the year ahead, so they keep getting pleasantly surprised.

A note before we go further. We are not psychologists, clinicians, or wellbeing researchers, and nothing here is advice. The paper this piece is built on is a single, deliberately playful study working with survey data across countries. It shows patterns across whole populations, not rules for any one person’s life.

Thirty years at the top of the table

The puzzle is real even if the paper is jokey about it. The authors noted that “For more than 30 years this country with five million inhabitants has ranked first in Eurobarometer surveys.” That was the state of play up to 2006, when the paper appeared. More than two thirds of Danes called themselves very satisfied with their lives, against under half in every other country the survey covered.

The study was led by Kaare Christensen and Anne Maria Herskind of the University of Southern Denmark and James W Vaupel of the Max Planck Institute for Demographic Research. Their real target was narrower than “why are Danes happy.” They wanted to know why Danes edge out the people who look most like them, the Swedes and the Finns.

The explanations that didn’t survive

The authors lined up the usual explanations and knocked most of them down one by one.

Weather was an easy target. If sunshine made a nation cheerful, Denmark should be near the bottom. The authors pointed out that Copenhagen got 1539 hours of sunshine in 2004, fewer than London, Stockholm and well below Rome’s 2538. Warmer, brighter Italy wasn’t winning the happiness league.

Genetics went the same way. The authors raised the idea that “Genetic factors might influence differences in life satisfaction within a country, and Danes might have a special genetic constitution,” then dismissed it. Swedes are genetically close enough that a secret Danish happiness gene doesn’t hold up.

Health didn’t rescue the story either. On life expectancy, Denmark ranked 13th of the 15 older EU countries, an odd place to sit if good national health were driving the good mood. Wealth, diet, hair color and alcohol got similar treatment.

The paper worked its way down the list, roughly from most to least plausible.

The factor that was left standing

After the cull, two things survived. One was a footnote the authors clearly enjoyed. Guidebooks, they wrote, credit the moment when “winning the 1992 European Championship in football by beating Germany 2-0 in the final put Danes in such a state of euphoria that the country has not been the same since.” That is guidebook lore relayed with a straight face, not a measured effect, and the tone tells you as much.

The one the authors actually leaned on was expectations. Using Eurobarometer data going back to 1980 on what people expected from the year ahead, they reached their conclusion. “The key factor that explains this and that differentiates Danes from Swedes and Finns seems to be that Danes have consistently low (and indubitably realistic) expectations for the year to come,” they wrote.

Note the hedge they built in: “seems to be.” This is a suggestion, not a law.

Their gloss on it is the line that stays with you. “Year after year they are pleasantly surprised to find that not everything is getting more rotten in the state of Denmark,” the authors put it.

Why expectations, and not the good year itself

Satisfaction, on this reading, is less about how good things turn out and more about the distance between what you braced for and what arrived. Expect a middling year, get a middling year, and you come out ahead of the hopeful person who expected more from the same twelve months.

Other research has looked at the same country from a different angle. A cross-country comparison written up by the Greater Good Science Center found Danes reported more overall life satisfaction than Americans, while Americans reported more intense emotion, and it pointed to the relatively high happiness of Denmark’s poorest citizens in a country with low inequality. That is a different comparison, but it’s a reminder that “why are Danes satisfied” has more than one honest answer. The expectations story is only one of them.

What to make of it, and what not to

The authors never pretended otherwise about their own tone. Their competing-interests declaration read: “We are very satisfied ‘lige nu’ and have low expectations for the coming year.” That is a joke, and also a signal. The whole paper is BMJ Christmas-issue satire wearing real data, and reading it as settled science misses the point.

Take the finding lightly, the way it was offered. The closest thing to advice in the piece is the authors’ own tongue-in-cheek line that “if you lower your expectations enough you might feel a bit better next Christmas”, and even that comes pre-hedged with “might feel a bit better.” Nobody is prescribing lowered ambitions as a wellbeing plan, and one playful study across whole populations can’t tell you what would happen inside your own year.

If your own low mood feels less like a manageable gap between expectation and reality and more like something heavier, a qualified counsellor or therapist is worth talking to.